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New Amazon Review of ' ..Doreen..'

Posted by takingsky on September 8, 2009 at 6:17 AM

As a change from rejection slips, (but also a kind of rejection) I thought I would share with my two readers this review from amazon:

 

One star:

Yet Another Piece Of Written Depression ., 3 Sep 2009

By Borella - See all my reviews

This review is from: Taking Doreen Out of the Sky (Paperback)

Why do people write this stuff ? Alan Beard certainly has some " modernistic" writing skill but to choose such a litany of miserable situations has me asking "Why ?" . It's a collection of situations which lead you swiftly to a depressed state of mind . I couldn't wait to finish it but only because I couldn't wait to get rid of the damn thing and move on to something rather more uplifting . A visit to the local crematorium maybe . If it's a sunny day this book will ruin it . If it's a rainy day you too will be tempted to go to the crematorium - in order to hop in . Go and read Birdsong instead.

 

I love it. Thanks Borella.

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2 Comments

Reply Meg Sefton
11:03 PM on January 14, 2010 
Oh yeah, the Birdsong reader! I remember her! You mentioned this one on GR. Priceless.
Reply play solitaire online
09:40 PM on September 08, 2010 
Thanks for sharing this link, but unfortunately it seems to be down... Does anybody have a mirror or another source? Please reply to my post if you do!

I would appreciate if a staff member here at www.alanbeard.net could post it.

Thanks,
Oliver